Aki Berg broke my speakers

After my previous post about him, Aki Berg came to my house to congratulate me on nailing his characterization so perfectly. While here he headbutted my computer and now my speakers are messed up.

If I run the speaker test, only the front speakers play their test sounds, but the rear ones work when I play stuff. If I switch the front and rear plugs, then all 4 sounds play, but the front plays from the rear.

Aki Berg obviously listens to backwards sounds, and he's given me the gift of reverse hearing.

Also, he can drink a bucket of gasoline and piss fire, but that's beside the point.