What a mess

When did my apartment get so dirty? I swear, it's like a herd of filthy elephants charged through here and didn't trample anything, just got dust and grime on stuff.

Example: the parts of my bathroom floor that I don't normally walk on have a layer of dust on them. Where the hell did that come from? I didn't notice it earlier, so maybe it's just because I'm in a cleaning mood.

I must have my filth detector cranked up to High.

Oh really...

Just to prove you wrong.

That and I wish to announce the return of TurboFoamyFarts.

Yes, they're that bad. Guh.

I'm so alone

There's now an I in team. It is me, as I'm the only one who seems to be posting in this thing.

From now on, "team" is spelled "teiam", and pronounced the same way it's always been. Just to spite the old saying.

Next up, I'm going to turn a man into an island. Stay tuned.

Aki Berg broke my speakers

After my previous post about him, Aki Berg came to my house to congratulate me on nailing his characterization so perfectly. While here he headbutted my computer and now my speakers are messed up.

If I run the speaker test, only the front speakers play their test sounds, but the rear ones work when I play stuff. If I switch the front and rear plugs, then all 4 sounds play, but the front plays from the rear.

Aki Berg obviously listens to backwards sounds, and he's given me the gift of reverse hearing.

Also, he can drink a bucket of gasoline and piss fire, but that's beside the point.

Helpful hint

Mustard does not flow well through a funnel.

If you have to transfer it from one container to another, a spoon is much faster and easier.

General Rules...

If we're posting anything here that's NSFW, how do you want to do it?

a thought...

You know, I really do see this becoming a case of a thousand unBELIEVABLY retarded monkeys at a thousand equally retarded typewriters.

Stoopid monkeys.



or equally:

Aki Berg

Aki Berg shall lead us to salvation. He is the way, the truth, and the light of the world, all rolled into one.

Aki Berg will break all the NHL records this season. All of them. Even for goalies. Because he's Aki Berg.

Aki Berg once jumped out of an airplane and landed on his face. The ground apologized for getting in the way.

Turbofart, you ask?

honestly, I only brought it up in conversation. For the real origin of the word, you must speak with Scotty and Greg, for it came up in a game of scrabble between the two..

I simply referred to an episode of mine involving an ATM and some punks on Princess. Poor bastards never knew what hit 'em.

Welcome

This is intended to be a team blog between myself and two friends, Kevin and Greg. I'm just waiting for them to accept the invitations, and they're both slacking off on that front.

The name is an in-joke, and Kevin can explain it when he joins the team. It just makes sense for him to do it, seeing how he originated the term that I used for this blog's address.

I'm fairly certain that this will at least turn out to be at least somewhat interesting, so please stay tuned.